American Reunion stormed into theaters this past weekend, and although it didn’t release The Hunger Games’ stranglehold on the box office, it opened to a solid $21.5 million. As the first film gave us some great American Pie quotes, the final film in the series does as well. The story of Jim (Jason Biggs), Michelle (Alyson Hannigan) and their gang led by Steve Stifler (Seann William Scott) has charmed us for over a decade and to celebrate that, we present the very best American Reunion quotes.
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Steve Stifler: Be her daddy! | permalink
Selena: Jim, that pan lid is clear. | permalink
Steve Stifler: Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! | permalink
Jim's Dad: It's the fuzz!! | permalink
Michelle: There, um, hasn't been a whole lot of sexy time in the Levenstein household lately.
Selena: Why not?
Michelle: I don't know. I'm a mom now...
Selena: Oh please. Just because you're a mom doesn't mean there isn't a whole other side to you.
Michelle: Hey! Remember that one time, at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each other's...
Selena: Yes! Yes, I remember...let's keep that in the past though, okay? | permalink
Steve Stifler: Vagina shark! | permalink
Oz: Dude, it's gonna happen, she's a college chick. | permalink
Steve Stifler: Let's make this reunion our bitch! | permalink
Jim's Dad: And who might you be?
Stifler's Mom: I'm Stifler's mom.
Jim's Dad: Oh! I'm Jim's dad... | permalink
Steve Stifler: I love the Twilight books. New Moon is my favorite!
Teen Girl: Mine too!
Steve Stifler: Oh my God, it's like, we have so much in common! | permalink
Jim's Dad: I have not had a night like that since the '70s.
Jim: Don't need this.
Jim's Dad: You'd be surprised what you can do with a well-placed thumb. | permalink
Steve Stifler: Ladies, you'd better be working hard -- you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you. | permalink
Kevin: Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
Finch: No, our generation was definitely more mature. | permalink
