"Teaser trailer spoiler alert!" Is this the first time those words have ever been used in that combination?
The new Expendables 2 teaser that hit the internet courtesy of IGN.com early this morning (or late last night, depending on if you're in college or not) is not the film's trailer. In fact, it's not much of anything. Take a look.
Were you fooled? Well don't worry, chances are the real trailer will still feature those 8 quick explosions you saw in the teaser, but with pithy action lines from Sylvester Stalone, Jason Stathom, Bruce Willis, and the rest of the Expendables 2 cast, thrown in between.
The Expendables 2 is set to hit theaters August 17, 2012, and the real trailer, as Terry Crews shouts in the teaser, will debut on May 3. SO COME BACK AND WATCH IT!!! Sorry, I was trying out my Terry Crews impression.